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Santa's Wish: M/M Vampire Romance (Weird AF Vampires) Kindle Edition

by Edie Montreux (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars 37 ratings
Santa’s been granting wishes in the VIP lounge for over a century. It’s time for some wish fulfillment of his own.

I love my job, really, but lately it’s been … boring. The most interesting thing to happen in months is when a college student days from graduation marches into the bar to fix his virgin problem.

I turn him away, of course. I don’t do virgins or other vampires. Those are my rules.

Then, his friends ditch him without a phone or wallet and leave him at the mercy of the club’s vampires. I don’t know why I step up, but I can’t leave him there. I’m known for taking in strays, and that's all he is.

Or is he? Beneath Boz’s snarky exterior is a sweet and sensitive man. I never expected someone like him to turn my head, but he’s the closest I’ve come to my wish for a happy relationship since I became a vampire.

I’m not the only vampire interested in Boz, though. His boss wants to hire him permanently, if you know what I mean, but some of her employees have other ideas. To get my greatest desire, I risk blowing my cover to the most dangerous vampire in the world.

What, you didn’t think Santa was my real name, did you?

Santa's Wish is a male/male romance between a centuries old vampire sex worker and a human virgin with a master's degree from MIT. Both characters are consenting adults and no payments exchange hands. Despite the vampire nature of the book, this is still a sweet and spicy Christmas romance. Content warnings for violence and death/turning of a main character.
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0DKBJ69LF
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ December 15, 2024
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3.1 MB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 252 pages
  • Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ B0DQ4QPLJC
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars 37 ratings

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Hi! I'm Edie Montreux (I also write m/m mpreg romance as Edie Monte). I'm nonbinary (she/they), demisexual, and an ally for all aspects of the LGBTQIA+ rainbow. I love my husband, Queen, dogs, and video games. I write LGBTQ-fiction full time, unless I'm walking my dogs or protecting imaginary worlds from fantasy creatures. You can find me online at https://ediemontreux.com. Want to receive emails from me? Copy this link to your browser! https://www.subscribepage.com/t7b1x6.

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  • Mary Forster
    5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing, Spicy Hot Read
    Reviewed in the United States on December 28, 2024
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    WOW! The author really did an amazing job with this story. It draws you in and keeps you hooked.

    Santa and Boz are complete opposites but they are so right for each other. Santa is like a grinch, not letting anyone in, and always staying under the radar but when he meets Boz, something different happens for him. Santa knows that he may be out from under the radar if he spends more time with Boz but he is willing to take that chance. He decides to help Boz with his goal but he wants it to be done the right way.

    Boz has one goal before he graduates college and he listens to his boys when they say they know the place for him to go and when the vampire rejects him because of him being a virgin, he gets drunk. He doesn’t expect to see Santa again but he does and he doesn’t want to waste a second. When Santa asks him out on a date, he can’t refuse.

    The more time they spend together, the more things change for both of them. Santa and Boz encounter dangerous situations and a mystery to solve. This brings them closer but also very cautious. They have to count on others for help but most of all be there for each other. The hot scenes between them could make you need a fan and the connection you feel between them shows something is there.

    Such a great read and one that is also sweet. Who says Christmas wishes don’t come true.
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  • linda
    4.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful
    Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2024
    Santa is a sex-worker, a vampire and thought that calling himself Santa was the way to go.

    One night three college boys come to the VIP room where Santa works his magic hoping to get their friend Boz to lose his virginity, but Santa sent him away. Deserted by his two friends, Boz finds himself with no way to get home and that is where Santa and Boz’s story begins.

    Santa drives Boz back to the dorm at MIT where he is set to graduate. Boz is drunk and Santa offers to meet him again. Boz has a job lined up with Imperial Accounting run by Empress Marcella. He will be temporary during training and then will become a permanent employee when he is turned.

    It has been twenty years since vampires revealed themselves with synthetic blood available making them less of a threat to humans. Santa feels a connection to Boz, something he hasn’t felt in almost two centuries and is determined to help him lose his virginity and spend time with him.

    Santa owns his own apartment building and offers Boz an apartment, he brings him food and makes sure the apartment has furniture while questioning himself about why he cares so much. Santa takes Boz out on dates and finally has sex with him. Boz isn’t sure about whether he wants to be turned but it seems the Empress won’t take no for an answer.

    Santa is afraid of getting involved with the Empress since he killed his sire and killing another vampire without explicit permission is a definite no no. Boz is attacked so he is in danger from other vampires not happy about his job at the Imperial Accounting firm and although he is saved by Santa there is no doubt that he is still not safe.

    Santa drives him to work and picks him up, but Boz works during the day and Santa is not available for him so Santa works out a time to and from work that will make it possible for him to be available.

    A sex worker vampire and a human virgin meet and may be the answer to centuries of sadness and loneliness for Santa and may be the one male that Boz can be comfortable around and feel loved. A different take on vampires where they are open and accepted by most humans
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  • Belinda Zamora
    5.0 out of 5 stars Sweet with a hint of danger
    Reviewed in the United States on December 23, 2024
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    Santa (secret identity) has become somewhat jaded.
    Not surprising after spending so much time being a vampire.
    Meeting Boz has him feeling protective and intrigued.
    Boz is just a sweet guy with a snarky exterior.
    He doesn't know it yet but his new job has put him in the sights of a very dangerous situation.
    Thankfully with Santa and his friends by his side, he's able to stay alive.
    I really enjoyed seeing their relationship develop, it felt natural and organic.
    There's fast-paced action, danger and mystery.
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  • Margaret
    5.0 out of 5 stars Great story
    Reviewed in the United States on December 19, 2024
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    I absolutely loved this story. I just wanted to hug them both. Poor Boz went through so much and he definitely deserved his HEA with his own personal Santa. This was a fantastic story.
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  • Kass Johnson-Halliday
    5.0 out of 5 stars vampire human meet-cute protect him
    Reviewed in the United States on December 21, 2024
    Santa is a 200 year old vampire, bored and employed as a sex worker in a VIP Room in a vampire bar in Boston. Enter one 24 yr old nerdy virgin, recently graduated from MIT, whose two friends get him drunk and abandon him at the bar taking his keys, phone and wallet. This is all in a ploy to get him laid. Santa finishes his shift at the bar at last call and finds Boz, pretty drunk, manhandled by a vampire who is trying to get him out the door. Santa has a bad feeling and steps in to save Boz, taking Boz home with him instead. On the way, he learns that Boz has been hired as a forensic accountant by Imperial which is owned by the Western Hemisphere Vampire Empress. And she intends to turn him within six months.
    Santa’s original promise to Boz to show him the best time while losing his virginity, but not when he is drunk, is upended when he learns Boz’s life is at stake by the work he is doing at Imperial. As he digs into accounts that show nefarious actions by one company department, he attracts the bad guy’s attention. And they want to get to him and either kill him or turn him before the Empress can, making Boz their slave and destroying his digging into their embezzling.
    As Santa devotes himself to protecting Boz as well as teaching him the wonder of great sex, he finds himself falling for the young accountant. Santa’s outgoing happy persona hides the depression he has felt for years but Boz makes him happy even though at 200 he never thought he would fall in love.
    A very meet-cute weird holiday vampire romp with lots of danger, a kidnapping, and eventually a happy-ever-after
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  • Meg
    2.0 out of 5 stars Was ok overall
    Reviewed in Canada on December 24, 2024
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    I liked the concept, I liked the personalities of each person - Boz and Santa. I liked their dynamic as well. For whatever reason it just didn’t move me like I hoped. I wasn’t super invested somehow but I did get to the end. Somehow it just wasn’t for me. I don’t know if it was the conflict not being enough. Anyways, good concept, just not for me.
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